more conversations with Iraq...

Iraq: OK, ok, we'll cooperate and let the inspectors in.

US: No, damn you! You have to cooperate! And let the inspectors in!

Iraq: No, really - it's fine. We're complying with the UN resolution, and we'll have a list of WMDs in 23 days.

US: Dammit! You cooperate, you Iraqi sonsofbitches! Why, if you don't comply, we'll come over there and bomb the hell out of you!

Iraq: Aren't you already?

US: Oh. Erm, ya. Uhm... this time we'll take your lunch money too.