So, I got bored with all the rants about small fonts from the programmers here at work, and made some alternate stylesheets. You can now view Staticred in one of three modes:
1) Alan mode: Same Great Look, bigger font-size!
2) Darren mode: the classic. The site as I like it, smallish fonts and all.
3) Brian mode: TTY all the way, baby! Console jockeys will especially love this mode.
If you have suggestions for new stylesheets, leave them in the comments!