“I hate commercials that think I'm stupid, and this is one of them. Of course it's going to cost you more than ten bucks to make this barebones, no-vegetables-included "meal" if you're going to buy, say, a five-pound bag of flour to coat seven pieces of chicken and make four biscuits. Most people who cook have all the ingredients (except maybe the chicken) in their kitchen already. So why don't we look at the real cost of making a seven-piece fried chicken dinner?”
“New Orleans: What is the force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick? John Hodgman: The force of a single roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris=one American Chuck. In England, however, they use the old Imperial Chuck, which is the equivalents to 1.34 American Chucks. That is all. ”