As some of you may already know, the West Nile Virus is coming to Alberta.
But no worries! Alberta has a West Nile plan in place.
Instead of spraying for mosquitoes, they're embarking on a public education campaign about how to prevent yourself from getting West Nile. The basic message: "Don't get bit by mosquitoes."
Wow! Thanks! Next time I see a mosquito, I'll look it square in the eye and say "No thank you, mister mosquito. You're not allowed to bite me! Stay away, or I'll hit you with this shoe! I mean it!"