This has been, quite possibly, the worst weekend ever.
Incidentally, if you're trying to get through to us on the phone, you won't be able to get a hold of us; our line died on Friday morning, and hasn't come back. On top of that, the earliest Telus can come out to even take a look at the line is the 18th. Email us in the meantime.
(In good news, though, I managed to add a client approval function to timestamp. Which is neat.)