Dear people who use a javscript to catch the right-click event and pop up an alert box, telling me that your page is copyrighted and please don't steal anything.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND MERCIFUL, STOP IT!

The script doesn't work anyways (I can still right-click and get a menu in Mozilla, or select Source from the View menu in IE), is an annoyance, and is getting in the way of using my mouse gestures when I want to leave your page.

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