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LOL
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Without further comment:... |
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Universal is A-OK
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Universal orientation video |
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Alanis Morissette Rocks
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Alanis Morissette covers the Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps"... |
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Laughing Yogi
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This is just too good.... |
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And for your enjoyment...
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Charlie Brown Christmas, as performed by the cast of Scrubs... |
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Dead puppies
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How much would it take for you to kill a puppy?? Give this a chance and watch it all the way through -- it's ultimately rewarding. (the other videos on the site, a comedy troupe from New York, are also quite amusing).... |
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Gracious
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Perfect.... |
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joke.
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A break from the silence in order to bring you the best blonde joke ever.... |
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A joke from the mother in law...
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Kirsten's mom told me this joke last night, and I thought it was pretty good... Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"... |
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We're at Mt Doom
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Came across this article today, and damned if it isn't accurate.... |
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Liveblogging the Queen's visit from 27 floors up
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Play-by-play of the Queen's visit to downtown Edmonton. |
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Irony
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I can't think of a better example of irony at work. |
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What's that number?
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Only in Newfoundland... |
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The winner
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This photo at kottke.org wins for best caption ever.... |
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Six Apart to Rule the World...
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Glassdog, that paragon of something-or-other, is running a six-apart crack-pot conspiracy theory contest... |
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The Joy Luck Fight Club
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The third rule of Joy Luck Fight Club is: when someone has a touching moment or has a connection with their previously distant mother, the fight is over. |
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Andy Kaufman returns...
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The author of Andy Kaufman Returns claims to be Andy Kaufman, and says that "definitive proof that I am the real Andy Kaufman" is forthcoming.... it'll be interesting to see how this one plays out.... |
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Are we bad people?
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A serious question. |
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George Says...
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Gotta love the Internet some days... |
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Bush or Ralph Wiggum?
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I couldn't tell! |
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O'REILLY BOOK DEAL!!!!!!!
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Oh. Crap. How do I deal with this? |
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Stupid webhead moment
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<webgeek> </webgeek> |
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40 things the president will do on Mars
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It's funny because it's true. |
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Which America Hating Minority Are You?
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A quick quiz. |
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Now that's a challenge!
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Bush Challenges NASA to Put Man on Sun by End of Decade... |
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quotable...
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10 trivia points to whoever can identify the origin of this phrase:Excellent guess Kreskin! Wrong, but excellent! (no using google!)... |
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The Asian Squat
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How To Do The Asian Squat Very humourous mockumentary.. Also, check out I hate cheese.... |
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Dr. Claw's face revealed!
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Years of childhood curiosity have now been fulfilled.... |
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Oh, the humanity...
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This post continues to attract some of the web's smartest patrons. (Language warning) As an aside... have you noticed that hotmail is the new AOL?... |
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Oh, those wacky creationists!
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I recently came across the Creation Science Fair 2001 website... It's a collection of 'science' projects carried out by grade-school students. In the winner's circle were such gems as"Life doesn't come from non-life": Patricia Lewis (grade 8) did an experiment to see if life can evolve from non-life. Patricia placed all the non-living ingredients of life - carbon (a charcoal briquet), purified water, and assorted minerals (a multi-vitamin) - into a sealed glass jar. The jar was left undisturbed, being exposed only to sunlight, for three weeks. (Patricia also prayed to God not to do anything miraculous during the course... |
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now that's funny...
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It turns out that the ad-server-cum-spyware king, Gator, is blocked by my company's firewall as a "Criminal Skills" site. I discovered this when a popup window popped onto my screen... well, off my screen actually. It appears that the latest tactic isn't a pop-up, or even a pop-under... it's 'pop way the hell outside of your resolution range'. When I moved the window into the viewable area of my display, I was able to see the error message.... |
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C.O.B.R.A
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The years have not been kind to C.O.B.R.A.... |
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Danger Cat!
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K and I decided last night, shortly after our cat Heidegger jumped off the window sill, getting his head caught in the cord for the blinds and swinging backwards after reaching the zenith of his arc, that he's a Danger Cat. And as such, he's bound to be injured from time to time (another example: he dove in between K's feet one night as she was walking to the bedroom... and managed to get thwacked by her feet no less than six times as they both lurched forward to avoid each other). This is the only way we can explain... |
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a quiz...
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malevole - Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer? Quite frankly, I just guessed on this one.... |
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loony.
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The Illustrated Catalog of ACME Products... |
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Hi monkey!
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I've linked to this primadonna primate before, but it's time once again... cooking with monkey! Happy fun dishes, made with simian love.... |
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Can't believe I missed this...
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July 15th was (and is, every year) Respect Canada Day. I can't believe I missed that.... |
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Bob's quick guide...
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Bob's Quick Guide to the Apostrophe, you idiots. You can spend far too much time going through the BTAF archives.... |
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organic lettuce
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A short treatise on organic lettuce.... |
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Gamespot reviews Real Life
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In what can only be seen as an excellent example of sarcasm, GameSpot reviews Real Life, and gives it a 9.6/10. Volumes have already been written about real life, the most accessible and most widely accepted massively multiplayer online role-playing game to date. Featuring believable characters, plenty of lasting appeal, and a lot of challenge and variety, real life is absolutely recommendable to those who've grown weary of all the cookie-cutter games that have tried to emulate its popularity--or to just about anyone, really.... |
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Ultimate Ping Pong
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Tha Japanese are just plain weird. But funny! :) Hi. I'm black!: Bullet-Time Ping Pong... |
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American Movie
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While I wait for some files to download at work, let me tell you about a movie K and I watched over the last two nights. The DVD for American Movie has graced our television for two nights in a row, as we entered the world of Mark Borchardt, independant filmmaker. Mark is being followed by a documentary team as he tries to get his production company, Northwestern, up and running. Update: I'd like to take a moment, and coin a new term to describe this movie: "shabtastic".shabtastic. (adj) - something that is so bad, and so poorly conceived that... |
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Clients vs. Designers
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This list of humorous client requests is pretty funny.... and at the same time, sad, because I've had a few of these requests made to me too.... |
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One for the old fogies in the audience...
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I am Brian! Which Brat Packer Are You?... |
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stupidest man alive.
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According to this article, George W. Bush rode a Segway the other day...... and fell off. I think the man once again makes history by managing to fall off a vehicle that was designed to provide its rider with a stable, balanced ride. If you look carefully at the photograph, you'll see that he managed to completely unbalance the Segway.... |
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Yoga kitty
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Yoga Kitty - yoga techniques you can perform with your cat. According to their Testimonials page, it has some pretty impressive results. Go take a look, and don't forget to watch their free videos.... |
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Bin ich oder nicht heiß?
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A Simple Question of Hot: Simon vs. Hitler Best use of HotOrNot EVER.... |
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the Comic book guy...
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You know, I've learned a few things about people from Ask the Comic Book Guy!: 1) People want to know if he's gay, or if they're gay. Apparently the Comic Book Guy is a flaming gay guy with good gaydar. 2) People like insulting the Comic Book Guy. I get countless questions of 'eat me' or 'fuck off' entered in. So, to revise point 1, the Comic Book guy is a flaming gay guy with good gaydar, who is not well liked by the public. 3) People want to know who his favourite comic character is. That makes sense. I... |
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*larf*
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CalgaryMovies.com // Local Scene: Universal Remote Anders strikes again.... |
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What happens now?
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RummyCo! - the full service Pentagon!... |
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Operation Enduring Clownshoes
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ScreamingMidget: Military Invasion Codename Generator... |
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Battle Monkeys!
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Battle monkeys! Darrenis aChocolate-Eating Paladin Monkey...with a Battle Rating of 4.6To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey candefeat Darren, enter your name:... |
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the worst sentence ever, part 2
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Kirsten just read this aloud from a student's paper:"Nothing happens in this world if you sit back and let things happen around you.'... |
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acupressure points
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Acupressure Points... |
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overseen
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stolen from the midget forums...... |
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are you a true geek?
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Are you a true geek? if so, you'll probably laugh at this joke: There are 10 kinds of people. Those who know binary, and those who don't.... |
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colorblind testing
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Color Vision Deficiency Test. Interesting.... |
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huggy jesus
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Isn't this idollatry?... |
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*poof* You've got mail *poof*
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If Hogwart's had email...... |
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something for kirsten...
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monkey lander... |
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holiday fun
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I love Snopes
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Why not to regift something...... |
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something for the Poe fans...
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The Penguin... |
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he gets even smarter...
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UPDATE: Comments are now closed on this entry. His latest ranting: Now U and I both know why I hate Canada and it's peoples fucking guts so much.You fuck-faced asslickers persist on instructing Americans even though U fucking assholes have'nt got 1 nobel prize winner,U cant invent shit,U havent got scientists,doctors or anything worth shit(no Bill Gates types in your ass-land).Oh,and I wanted to touch on that shit U faggots keep spouting about gun deaths and violence.You faggots have a murder rate as high as ours ,and none have been gun oriented.U assholes still find a way to kill,despite medieval... |
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My opinion of American blowhards remains unchanged.
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The latest in witty replies from our friend Greg Ackers. Have fun with this one, kids. Eat shit,u 2-faced(ignorant )Canadian faggot!YOU FUCKERS LOST,BITCH!If u won so successfully,how come I dont speak Canadian,cunt?How come my money doesnt have a queen on it?How come my dollar is worth more than shitthis >one from Virginia in particular' DIV ?.How come 25% of my people arent on welfare?.How come I got a job and u dont?How come,if u do have a job,its cause you stole it from a Yank cause you're cheap shit?How come our troops killed yours dead in Michigan?I guess only a... |
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how to tell it's a slow news day...
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This story made 'front page' status on CNN.... |
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"Why we're going to war"
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Tom Tomorrow has the answer to why the US is going to war with Iraq...... |
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A tribute...
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...to Kikkoman.... |
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the perfect gift...
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Looks like I found the perfect gift for Kirsten. (from the Chindogu! page)... |
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I give you...
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The Scariest Man(?) in Show Business.... |
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overheard...
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Seen in an email to K, from our friend in a New York Rabbinical school... "Procrastination is like Masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only fucking yourself."... |
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fearless leader
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For fun later at home: make your own bush speech... |
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too good to pass up
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This one was just too good to pass up... Jakob Neilsen Dance Party... |
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something I forgot to blog...
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I forgot to blog this on the weekend... Kirsten and I made our weekly visit to the Farmer's Market on Whyte last Saturday (nice and cheap organic food there - at least a 1/4 of the cost of Save-On's stuff), and bumped into Terry David Mulligan, who happened to be buying some fajitas at the same time we were. So I go into work on Monday, prepared to excitingly tell this to my office-mate, Amanda. I finish my great story of bumping into Terry David Mulligan, and she looks at me, somewhat quizically, and asks, "Who?" I've never felt so... |
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a little tuesday fun...
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I got a little bored at work today, so I whipped something up (breaking tonnes of copyright laws in the process, I'm sure): Ask the Comic Book Guy!... |
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I've wasted my life
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What lesser-known Simpsons character are you? Brought to you by the good folks at sacwriters.com.... |
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and, of course....
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The companion website.... |
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Boilerplate the Robot
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History of a Victorian Era Robot... |
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funny irony...
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I found this page on a site called HTML Gone Bad, of a guy named Rod, offering a $10,000 reward to anyone that introduces him to a woman that becomes his wife. Why is this ironic? Because he's posted the following all over his site: "Free Webmaster Wanted!"... |
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damn!
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FAA Considering Passenger Ban... |
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The real threat...
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Forget about Iraq... The real problem exists in China.... |
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the gallery of unfortunate cards
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The Gallery of Unfortunate Cards... |
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We shell not exxonerate Saddam...
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GREAT cartoon on on Davezilla. :)... |
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gotta love davezilla
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Willow II... |
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save the blondes!
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'Experts' in Germany predict Blondes 'to die out in 200 years' You know what you have to do.... |
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Exercising the brain
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Found this on a webboard, and thought I'd share... highlight the boxed sections for the answers.... |
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You're invited!
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Evite: War on Iraq!!... |
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for those of you who didn't think the US political system is already a joke...
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... FOX is planning a 'reality show' where contestants vie for the chance to run for the presidency.... |
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Bob the Angry Flower presents...
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The Real Dick Cheney... |
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Drop the needle
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I declare today to be Maestro Fresh Wes day. Let your backbone slide... (I expect no Americans to get this, but Canadians to at least get a grin) In extra-fun trivia knowledge... did you know that a famous (though not talented) comedian was once the frontman for a Canadian rap group? Hover here to find out... |
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a site to see
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Welcome to catenema.com Worth the visit for the domain name alone. Make sure to visit the "I gave my cat an enema" story...... |
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hi monkey!
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hi monkey ! monkey's genuine web site. to check out when I get home, and need a rest from the brain aneurism I had today.... |
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help me spam an anti-semite.
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Want to have some fun this Sunday evening? Help me spam an anti-semite that's been sending his hatemail to my email addresses... Here's his email address: maj...@tin.it Have fun! Update: I've already had my fun on the server side... With the help of Dan and Procmail, I have a perl script set up to send the hate-monger the full text of Ulysses whenever he sends me email. All 1.5MB of it.... |
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Which Fark cliche are you?
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ScreamingMidget: Which Fark Cliche Are You? Take the "Which FARK Cliche Are You" quiz!... |
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the horror...
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Kirsten & I just finished watching The Wild World of Batwoman through the MST3K filter. I know those around me have seen some real hum-dingers of movies with me... but this one takes the cake. As Tom Servo says during the movie, "It's like they've taken several movies, thrown them in the blender and hit mix." It's worth a rental of the MST3K version though, especially if you want a great introduction to the wonder that is Troma Films, a B-Movie clearinghouse, famous for producing such films as Killer Condoms!, Class of Nuke 'em High and Cannibal! A Musical (by... |
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overseen...
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Image of George W Bush snapped shortly before his last press conference...... |
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further proof...
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...that Future Shop breeds idiot salespeople.... this weekend, the Future Shop on Calgary Trail was having a sale... ...for computors.... |
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See Spot Fringe.
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This weekend marks the beginning of The Edmonton Fringe Festival. It proves to be a very good Fringe this year, despite last year's big blowout anniversary. I'm really looking forward to catching a couple of shows - some of my favourites are back this year.. ;)... |
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do monkeys think other monkeys are sexy? or are they above all that?
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kirsten c U. » blog pirate.... |
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such a cute little thesis...
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Came across some comics at this site that immediately made me think of K: Love your Thesis, pt. 1 Love your Thesis, pt. 2 Love your Thesis, pt. 3... |
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which muppet are you?
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You are Kermit!Though you're technically the star, you're pretty mellow and don't mind letting others share the spotlight. You are also something of a dreamer.Take the What Muppet Are You? Quiz!... |
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Hey, 1994 is calling... They want their website back!
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Top 20 Blogger Insults, courtesy of DaveZilla... |
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What's in God's name?
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The Kabalarians know all too well.... |
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Embarrassing quotes, #5
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Came across this in a Linux forum: >Sure, just install . If you get >into trouble, just do a man." Or a woman, depending on preference.... |
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further proof...
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Further proof cats are taking over the world. That, and the American public is stupid. A quote from the article:According to Thompson, there are 85 million cats in 35 million American households, and 22 percent of pet owners watch TV shows they know their pets enjoy. He thinks he's got a consumer market.... |
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A new game...
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A new game I really want to try... 1000 Blank White Cards... |
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intersting things I noted today.
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The producers of Greg the Bunny are writing a Muppet screenplay. I'm scared and excited all at once.... |
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it's one of those days...
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elgooG esreveR For those days you just feel backwards...... |
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hmm...
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It's 4:04 pm, and I lost my train of thought. Coincidence?... |
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hehehe...
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The Old Testament in 200 words or less.... |
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I was reminded...
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If you follow this link, death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth... |
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From our friends at screaming midget...
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ScreamingMidget: Star Wars Villain Name Generator Mine's the coolest: "Darth Animatronic".... |
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better than valium!
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Suffering from post-dotcom bust blues? Employer fired your ass and you need some solace? Is life just plain getting you down? Go here for a calm, soothing site that will put your mind at ease...... |
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Morning quizzes...
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I Am Ananse the SpiderAnanse the Spider of African folklore is both wise and foolish in the best tradition of tricksters. If you're like Ananse, you're clever and like to be thought well of, but sometimes you outsmart yourself. You're always trying to figure the best angle and you're intelligent and creative, but you have a crude streak. Still, you like to show off your knowledge and that makes you a good teacher.. Which Trickster are you?Take the Trickster Test at www.isleofdreams.net If I were a Tetris block, I would be a L-Shaped Tetris Block!I am flexible, creative and innovative.... |
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'fess up...
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OK... 'fess up. Who else had these toys?... |
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Which Hacker are you?
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Which Hacker's Character Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty... |
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funny!
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Typical Male Robot Behaviour... |
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What Microsoft OS are you?
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i amwhat microsoft OS are you?... |
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best... quote... ever.
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"Get thee behind me, Jakob. I gots work to do."... |
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Who thought this would be a good idea??
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It appears you can now look up driver's license info online... right down to getting a picture of the license!... |
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goin' down to south park...
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South Park Character Builder... |
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gah!
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All I have to say is that the current value of the Canadian dollar versus the American dollar SUCKS. That's all, we now return you to your regularly broadcast blog.... |
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highly illogical...
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Must... share... the pain.... |
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recommended...
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The Brobdingnagian Bards - check out their cover "If I had a million ducats" (dollars)...... |
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Everything you wanted to know...
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about the comic book guy from the Simpsons...... |
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Public Service Announcement
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useless facts (transcribed below) My favourite: Abdul Kassam Ismael, Grand Vizier of Persia in the tenth century, carried his library with him wherever he went. The 117,000 volumes were carried by 400 camels trained to walk in alphabetical order.... |
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...and an unavoidable punchline...
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Tech Support with Ozzy... |
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Good to know...
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How to be a Drunk Asshole As I've never even been drunk, this served as a great tutorial...... |
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Overheard...
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Conversation in the office this morning.. "...most of my buddies back in Vancouver swear by perl" "...yup.. I'm sure I'd swear by it... and around it..."... |
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it's fun!
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Thanks to Zannah, I spent a half hour yesterday playing Roadies. It's somewhat Lemmings-like in its game play, which makes it uber-addictive. Of course, it's also hard as heck.... |
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Internet the language of 21st century truly is
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English it is, but not as we it know Great article on the role of language on the web.... |
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It's only a fleshwound!
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which "monty python and the holy grail" character are you? this quiz was made by colleen... |
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heeee-YA!
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Ninja Masks for the terminally cheap.... |
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how to tell I'm bored, and should probably go to sleep.
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You are Kermit! - Though you're technically the star, you're pretty mellow and don't mind letting others share the spotlight. You are also something of a dreamer.Take the What Muppet Are You? Quiz!.... |
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Hmm... Zen Caffeine... I wonder if there's a market.
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Just two of the pantheon of gods affecting my daily life. K bought a bunch of small Bhudda figurines before my last trip up to Edmonton, and sent me home with one of them -- the traveling Bhudda. Bhudda gets a belly rub every morning, and rewards me with good luck.... |
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what D&D character are you?
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I Am A: Chaotic Good Elf Bard Mage Alignment:Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently conccern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so,... |
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davezilla is my hero.
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"This Old Weblog"... |
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mon dieu!
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The Brunching Shuttlecocks | Canadian Snack Foods/Canadiens Casse-Croûte... |
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Humour
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Heinz Executive 1: "American kids aren't obese enough yet. How can we make them more obese?" Heinz Executive 2: "I know, we'll make chocolate flavoured french fries Ah, what a great time we live in...... |
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d'ya think you can fit a nacelle onto a bobsled?
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'Star Trek' Crew to Compete at the Olympics? This has to be a joke, but a clever one... and has a great quote from Jonathon Frakes at the end...... |
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i licked papier mache!
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Wesley Willis song generator - skip to the bottom of the page...... |
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>_
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The Hacker FAQ... |
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^_^
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Everything I need to know, I learned from anim‚... |
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best picture ever.
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Came across this linked on jish.... |
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cool stuff
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I want this shirt.... |
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what online comic artist are you?
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You tend to prefer your computer to any console, and you seem to be on the sarcastic side, especially when compared to your Penny Arcade sidekick Gabe, but that's okay. Cause you do do most of the writing and HTML work around there, and even if you get overshadowed Gabes art sometimes, you know you're the REAL genius around there. Just watch out for radio active scorpions... Which webcartoonist Are You?... |
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wow.
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Yatta.... |
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I'll bet WCB loves this guy...
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You know, I really love my job. I get to do things here that I'd never be doing working for some massive corporation. It's all the more apparent how great my job is, however, when I see the experiences of people like this guy.... |
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ah, the spawn of work conversations...
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The Jakob Nielsen Drinking Game... |
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What kevin smith character are you?
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Needless to say, you are a man of few words. But when you do actually open up, you offer humorous and wise advice to all who surround you. You are known for being the quiet ring leader in hair-brained schemes that always seem to go wrong, but when it really counts you usually hit the nail on the head. You have given the entire male population the best dating council anyone has to offer, and let's not forget, you're an electrical genius. Ultimately, you're just fucking cool. Motherfucker's like McGuyver, no motherfucker's better than McGuyver! Take The "Which Kevin Smith... |
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and dangit, why does my cupholder keep closing???
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This Compaq FAQ entry saddens me. So, very much.... |
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who knew I was that charismatic?
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What are your AD&D Stats in Real Life? Mine are: Str: 9 Int: 11 Wis: 15 Dex: 12 Con: 9 Chr: 15... |
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It's an AD&D kinda day...
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Two funny RPG-related links... » Eric and the Gazebo » 101 Things a Mage doesn't want his apprentice to say...... |
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wow... it's so soothing...
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What colour is the universe? It's #A1E8CD. Now you know.... |
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separated at birth
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Has anyone else noticed the very strong musical similarity between Bif Naked and Joan Jett lately?... |
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and it's just as good!
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The short LoTR script (scooped from #!/usr/bin/girl)... |
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*jitter*
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For the addicts in the office: Crazy Uses For Coca Cola!... |
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a glimpse into my daily office life...
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overheard in the office: "Oh no! The M&M guy lost his liplock!"... |
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warning: lots of spoilers!
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Lord of the Rings: 101 Observations from The Fellowship of the Ring Saw the movie again last night, and then came across the above page.... |
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if I were a pre-1985 video game character....
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I am a Defender-ship. I am fiercely protective of my friends and loved ones, and unforgiving of any who would hurt them. Speed and foresight are my strengths, at the cost of a little clumsiness. I'm most comfortable with a few friends, but sometimes particularly enjoy spending time in larger groups. What Video Game Character Are You?... |
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The horror....
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Miss Cleo's Weblog. Yes, that Miss Cleo. Update: The blogging celebrity phenomenon gets worse...... |
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melts in my mouth, not in my hand.
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Ever wonder what people at software companies get each other for gifts at a Christmas party? Now you know.... |
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mmm... forbidden donut
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Map of Springfield. Hat tip: foz... |
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Kodak makes me happy...
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I wonder if Kodak knew what they were getting themselves into when they gave this doll its bellybutton........ |
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roll your own...
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THREAT - Create a Snowman... |
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put fish in ear. I don't see an ear here.
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Remember text-only adventures? Perhaps you're too young, but if you do you can download some of the greats here: Infocom Interactive Fiction Games... |
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think he likes it?
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A review for Lord of the Rings has already made its way on to Ain't It Cool News... If it's only half as good as this review suggests, it's going to be freakin' amazing.... |
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dem bones, dem bones...
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funky Flash app I found...... |
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See the Megway in action...
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You knew the satires would be coming soon..... Megway Transporting Human (presented by 0sil8)... |
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funny...
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This is exactly what my old pong games were like...... |
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How British are you?
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I am 85% British, just likeMr BeanShy to the point of ridicule, you've probably never been out of the UK.Take the Brit Quiz atwww.darrenlondon.tripod.com/britquiz1.htmQuiz written by Daz... |
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it's an animated day
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In light of the season, and the upcoming release of Lord of the Rings...... |
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look ma... I'm famous!
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It appears that Illiad has drawn me into the latest User Friendly Animated Episode. Look for me as "First hacker on the left" -- the one banging his head against the wall. Bastard. :)... |
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son of a....
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swiped from gruuk... |
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man, work email can be fun sometimes...
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From an email at work: The (Official) Rules Of Stud® v2.5... |
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NIrvana rules!
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I am 54% Grunge. I am pretty dirty, all right and, I reek of teen spirit... I would sell my own children for a moldy hotpocket, man. Take the Grunge Test at Fuali.com!... |
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What kind of quake monster are you?
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an offense to good taste...
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I have no idea why this page exists. None.... |
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the new sport for real men.
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The newest Extreme Sports offering...... |
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"What does a law abiding citizen want with a box cutter, any way?"
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Senator Daschle proposes restrictions on box cutters and other measures...... |
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A salmon of a doubt...
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Final Adams novel 'to be published'... |
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If I were an autobot...
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If I was an Autobot, I'd be: Take the Transformers personality test at android5.com!... |
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A new hope...
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Star Wars Episode IV... in glorious ASCIIVision! (Thanks foz)... |
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manly tips for bachelor living...
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stay single and stay manly!... |
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please report directly to the council of good taste.....
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'Army Call-Up' Text Message Banned in UK... |
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the truest XP ad ever...
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originally found here.... |
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The true history of the 'net.
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The True History Of The Net... |
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more than you ever wanted to know about the Happiest Place on Earth...
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Doug's Disneyland Trivia Page... |
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the way of the stick...
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wthe way of the exploding stick (requires Flash)... |
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The Tick vs. The Tick
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My favourite Tick episode ever.... |
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Oliver Wendell Jones
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Beautiful.... |
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Kuizon!
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The Darken Hollow - Reverse-Engineered Iron Chef recipes... |
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worst costumes ever
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Worst Hallowe'en costumes ever... |
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Scaaaaary links
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Scary Hallowe'en links: Haunted Library Wincester Mystery House in San Jose Photos of Wincester Mystery House True Ghost Stories Archive... |
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Happy Hellowe'en......... |
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another reason to see Monsters Inc
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Another reason to go see Monsters, Inc.... |
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Natalie sent me this article: Army puts faith in church in a box - smh.com.au - World... |
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Karma Ghost... |
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I AM 63% GEEK. Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That's okay, cause I will be the richest person at my 15th year high-school reunion. If a "con" isn't happening that weekend. Take the GEEK Test at Fuali.com!... |
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bert is evil
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Bert is evil.... |
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I love the Onion
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Privileged Children Of Millionaires Square Off On World Stage - ouch.... |
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Pocket President
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Do you have the President in Your Pocket?... |
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Corey Haim
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Ever wondered what Corey Haim is doing these days? Now you know.... |
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Rally racing
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RallyTrophy -- addictive little flash game... build your own track, then race it.... |
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oh, fuck it
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oh, fuck it.... |
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Harry Potter Game
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This actually looks fun.... |
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Substitute a dead plane for a dead pig....
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U.S.-China talks on hold after Wednesday meeting fails. You know, this is just the sort of stupid thing that starts wars.... |