The Morning News has published 40 things the president will do on Mars.
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14) Declare an orange terror alert. At the same time insist everyone go out, shop, and behave normally even though gigantic mosquitoes are sucking out people
40 things the president will do on Mars
Submitted by darren.harkness on Fri, 01/16/2004 - 10:37
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