But...is it worse than:

Fist of Fear - Touch Of Death?

Hellboy, you'll enjoy it. Also considering having that torrent crazy lass of yours bring down the actual comics. They are quite good.

Fist of Fear Touch of Death is a cinematic masterpiece in comparison.

I have seen HellBoy one and a half times now, and enjoyed it both times (the first time we went to see it was at the dollar theatre, where the projector broke halfway through).

I actually need a good source for comic torrents; a friend of mine knows one, but it's closed to new members. :P

It also features Warwick Davis, who you may know better as professor Flitwick or Willow. Kirsten and I theorize that Warwick picked up a heroin habit during the filming of Willow (he was working with Lucas after all), and has been feeding it with these kinds of movies ever since.

What about the movie "Kickboxer", is it worse than that?

Let me put it this way:

Warwick Davis plays "Plates", a dwarf with an unhealthy obsession with - you guessed it - plates. He kills people by throwing plates at (or most often, nowhere near) them, and has a 2 minute soliloquy about porcelain.

Another character, played by some unknown actor, is named "Brain". Go figure, he has a huge, completely unbelievable, external brain for a head (and when I say huge, I mean 2-3 feet wide). When the "heroine" kills him, a bunch of wooden blocks come out, crawl across the floor, and spell out L-O-V-E. She steps on them and grinds them into the ground until they spell H-A-T-E.

But it doesn't get really bad until the geriatric biker gang shows up for a rumble (I honest-to-god wish I was making this up) and "Plates" takes on "Shakes" (my god, the sheer writing brilliance of this movie astounds me)