WE NEED YOU!

Alright folks, I have a job for you. In fact, a job so important, it's a mission. You can even don black stocking-caps, pants, gloves, and a turtleneck sweater if you like (I take no responsibility for Inspector Clueso-style mishaps, however).

Help me sell my book, .Apache Essentials If you're talking with someone who is thinking of playing around with Apache, but isn't an übergeek.... mention Apache Essentials.

Have posting access to a website with lots of eyes? Write a review of Apache Essentials and get it posted to the main page.

Bored one afternoon? Wander down to your local Chapters/Indigo/Barnes & Noble and start waving Apache Essentials in the air, while yelling "Book for sale! Learn how to configure the Apache Web Server in under 200 pages! Impress your friends, neighbours, and local government representatives!" Make a big scene when security comes for you, and - dear god - make sure the ensuing press coverage features a clear shot of the cover.

Okay, perhaps that last suggestions is a little outrageous (free autographed copy if you send me the newspaper clipping, however).

But seriously, I need your help in getting Apache Essentials into as many hands as possible. The more exposure I can get for it, the more people it will help.