Kirsten's in BC for the week, and I woke up to some bad news this morning.... which makes for a cranky, depressed and lonely Darren!
So your task, should you choose to accept it, is to cheer me up. Post a link or a funny anecdote in the comment.
Or just buy my book and put a few bucks in my pocket. That'd work too. :)
Posted by Darren James Harkness on Wednesday, April 7, 2004 02:07 PM
Trackbacks...
You don't have a cold which is leaving you with a strong urge for death.
Play quake online, killing always cheers me up :)
-- Posted by >> Arcterex » Wednesday, April 7, 2004 03:49 PMWARNING: LOCK YOUR DOORS ! ! ! ! !
Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!
-- Posted by >> raskal » Thursday, April 8, 2004 01:03 AMAn Edmonton man was found dead in his home over the weekend.
Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.
The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.
A banana was sticking out of his ass.
Police suspect a cereal killer.
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