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The Morning News has published 40 things the president will do on Mars.
My favourite?
14) Declare an orange terror alert. At the same time insist everyone go out, shop, and behave normally even though gigantic mosquitoes are sucking out people’s intestines.
Posted by Darren James Harkness on Friday, January 16, 2004 09:37 AM
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