Oh no! It's Johnny Mnemonic: The Blog!!!

When I saw Johnny Mnemonic, in a Calgary dollar theatre, I thought it might be really good movie. Then when Neo enters the giant rebel base on Hoth (fleeing from a Catholic priest who wants to touch him, played by Henry Rollins) and I saw there was a dolphin in a tank at the back of the room, I turned to my buddy and said "I bet that dolphin can talk". And two minutes later, that dolphin was on the phone ordering a shrimp pizza. It got worse and worse. And I can't even remember how much memory Johnny Utah had in his noggin, but I think my mp3 player has way more.