Iraq: OK, ok, we'll cooperate and let the inspectors in.
US: No, damn you! You have to cooperate! And let the inspectors in!
Iraq: No, really - it's fine. We're complying with the UN resolution, and we'll have a list of WMDs in 23 days.
US: Dammit! You cooperate, you Iraqi sonsofbitches! Why, if you don't comply, we'll come over there and bomb the hell out of you!
Iraq: Aren't you already?
US: Oh. Erm, ya. Uhm... this time we'll take your lunch money too.
Posted by Darren James Harkness on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 10:21 AM
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